Entry: There's a man with a gun over there, telling me I've got to beware Wednesday, November 22, 2006



Arkansas Thanksgiving

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.  The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated:  Wash. Biol. Surv.  --  until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

“Dear Sirs:  While camping last week I shot one of your birds.  I think it was a crow.  I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you, it was horrible.”

The bands are now marked Fish & Wildlife Service.

   3 comments

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February 21, 2017   03:07 AM PST
 
now you need to be more careful. it is good that there are warning signs
Jesse
November 28, 2006   12:35 PM PST
 
terrible yet funny seven.lol
thewalrus
November 27, 2006   05:24 AM PST
 
Two cannibals were gleefully munching on their Thanksgiving feast; a poor sad clown. One cannibal stopped eating abruptly with a mouthfull of orange hair and turned with a perplexed look on his face and said to his pal, "Say..don't you think this tastes a little funny..?"
Happy Thanksgiving!
;)

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