Entry: Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea Sunday, December 31, 2006



Happy new year!

You'll need the following:
A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey.

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whiskey again and go to bed.

   3 comments

masters dissertation
July 20, 2016   05:22 AM PDT
 
Wow, you are hero! I must say that it is very funny! Thank you for this post!
Mr. Frodo
January 10, 2007   03:09 AM PST
 
That really is funny. I hope you're doing ok. I've been worried about you.
Tigerrr
January 3, 2007   08:18 PM PST
 
LOL that was amazingly funny

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